Inked Babes…, the best of the best
Now., we all love women!, well most of us anyway….., even other women love women, they are probably the most amazing and beautiful creatures out there and I am proud to say that I LOVE THEM!, (most of the time anyway) they raise our temperatures, cause us not to think straight, make us do crazy things. They got the power and they know it and there is very little we can do to stop them. (Sadly)
Plus size women especially get me very confused. (As most people who know me will attest to) There is however another class of women that will definitely have my neck turning my head…. ‘Tattooed Women’.
Ink on a woman seems to resonate more of a special reaction for me (and no am not talking about a boner.., per say), and will definitely have my attention even if it isn’t an ‘award winning’ tattoo, best be sure I’ll look.
So this week I thought i give ya’ll my tattooed women celebrity list. Ten of the most tattooed ladies in their various categories of what makes them notable to the world.
10. Jacki O
Not that she is like my least favorite tattooed celebrity babe or anything, no.., but we gotta start from somewhere right?
Anyway Angela Kohn (born November 24, 1975), better known as Jacki-O, is an American rapper from Miami, Florida, who is currently signed to her own label Jack Movement Entertainment. This hottie has got herself a sleeve, a belly tattoo and a chest tattoo that I look at often (as well as a rocking hot body) but no one has asked me about that, so al keep my mouth shut.
9. Ray C
Back here at the motherland, we have one Lady who’s a beautiful songstress and is fairly inked.
Rehema Chalamila (born May 15, 1982 in Iringa) is a musician from Tanzania. Her music is a mixture of Bongo flava, R&B and taarab. She has a couple of visible tattoos including a belly tattoo, a wrist tattoo and an upper arm tattoo with what is sure to be a couple of discrete tattoos. Love her, hate her whatever! She has ink and that’s all I care about in the matter.
8. Keyshia Cole
Tupac told us to watch out for this one when she was just a lil girl and boooooy was he right.
Keyshia Cole Gibson (born October 15, 1981) is an American R&B singer-songwriter and record producer. With a total of 5 tattoos this smoking hot singer has got mine as well as other’s undivided attention. 😉
7. Megan Massacre
She looks so crazy and retro and she’s a fellow tattoo artist! (Boner!!) what? who sed that?, definitely not me.
In January 2004, Megan met a stroke of fate and started her tattooing career. Having a heavy artistic background, Megan had previously tried to get into tattooing, but after being told by her local tattoo shop that an apprenticeship cost $5,000, she was discouraged and returned to focusing on her studies. After high school and working at a dead-end job, Megan sought out new employment. She gave a friend a ride to work at a tattoo shop, had the opportunity to show off her drawing skills, was asked to do a tattoo and thence began her apprenticeship
This hottie is heavily tattooed and is some serious eye candy from head to toe (picks up jaw from floor)
6. Brenda Wairimu
She is really pretty and neither I nor anyone else for that matter saying otherwise is a super hater. J glad we are all on the same wave-length.
This 22 year old part time model and professional actress sprouts a tattoo on her left shoulder blade of a ‘B’ with a halo ring and wings sexy, classy, AWESOME.
5. Megan Fox
This woman single handedly confused all the geeks and nerds who flocked theaters to watch one race of machines rise against the other…… something something…….,I forget this.
Megan Denise Fox (born May 16, 1986) is an American actress and model. She began her acting career in 2001, with several minor television and film roles, and played a regular role on the Hope & Faith television show. In 2004, she made her film debut with a role in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. In 2007, she co-starred as Mikaela Banes, the love interest of Shia LaBeouf‘s character, in the blockbuster film, Transformers, which became her breakout role. Fox reprised her role in the 2009 sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen……., oh yeeeeeaaaah.., Transformers.., now I remember. hehehe…this super-hot babe may be inked but it barely adds much to the flawless woman that is Megan Fox.
4. Kat Von D
Where do I even begin? Rock star, ink-head, tattoo artist, beautiful, sexy and gorgeous….,I should probably just stop before I make a mess. X_X.
Katherine von Drachenberg (born March 8, 1982), best known as Kat Von D,is an American tattoo artist, model and television personality. She is best known for her work as a tattoo artist on the TLC reality television show LA Ink, which premiered August 7, 2007, in the United States and ran for four seasons.
Kat Von D is covered in tattoos, literally. The star of TLC’s LA Ink and Miami Ink has tattoos on her back, arms, hands, legs, fingers, you name it. Many of them were done by her ex-husband Oliver Peck. Kat began getting tattoos as a young teen; her first was a horrible, large tattoo on her upper left arm that she had removed with a laser to make room for a prettier tattoo.
3. Cleo Wattenstrom
So I honestly didn’t know much about this woman until I stumbled onto her on Tumblr the other day…., she’s my number 3 for a reason I tell you.
Cleo Wattenstrom is a 20 something year old mamacitta who resides in Stockholm Sweden, and works mainly as a tattoo artist and part time as a model. She is a mix of Ethiopian and Greek. That plus the level and amount of ink on her body…..,I do not have anything I can add to this ‘storo’
I had actually thought of placing her as my number 1, but that’s too mainstream I think. Lol. Plus I love controversy when all the Rihanna lovers go like ‘why is she at 2?’ Well duuh, because of number 1 hahaha.
Robyn Rihanna Fenty (born February 20, 1988), is a Barbadian recording artist, actress and fashion designer. Born in Saint Michael, Barbados, she began her career as a result of meeting record producer Evan Rogers in late 2003. At age 16, she moved to the United States to pursue a music career and began recording demo tapes under Rogers’ guidance, subsequently signing a contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning for American rapper Jay-Z.
Rihanna currently has 18 tattoos. Her most recent one is a tattoo that takes up a lot of space on her stomach of the goddess Isis, which she got in honour of her grandmother in September 2012. Rihanna has admitted that tattoos for her are like an addiction. “I like hanging out in tattoo shops” Rihanna has said. “I am so intrigued by tattoos. It’s an entire culture, and I study it. Sometimes I go with friends, or just by myself. I get bum-rushed, but I don’t care. I don’t take security.” Rihanna is believed to of had her first tattoo done in 2006, two music notes on her foot. The most known tattoo artist that has created her tattoos is Bang Bang. Bang Bang has apparently done around 12 of her various tattoos. He told a magazine “She [Rihanna] always flips out [when it’s done] and jumps up and down like a 16-year-old girl getting her first car.”
1. Angelina Jolie
Finally, ‘mama yao’ this is a phenomenal woman. A mother, wife, humanitarian and kick ass actress as well as a bunch of other things. She is the aspiration and inspiration as well as envy of women all over the world.
Born Angelina Jolie Voight; June 4, 1975) is an American actress, film director, and screenwriter. She has received an Academy Award, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and three Golden Globe Awards, and was named Hollywood’s highest-paid actress by Forbes in 2009 and 2011. Jolie promotes humanitarian causes, and is noted for her work with refugees as a Special Envoy and former Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR). She has often been cited as the world’s “most beautiful” woman, a title for which she has received substantial media attention. Jolie lives with actor Brad Pitt, in a relationship notable for fervent media attention. Jolie and Pitt have three biological children and three adopted children. She has a serious love for tattoos and has at least a dozen tattoos over her body and she also has quite a lot experience with tattoo removal. Each one of her tattoos has a special meaning.